DEATH AT TESTIFY IN CHURCH! LMAO
HAAAAAA! Loved this episode solely because of the commercial.
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Real Housebacteria of New Jersey
Man, Bravo (the cable channel) is doing a mighty fine job setting back the women’s movement, and our entire society into the dark ages.
Real Housewives of NJ can be quite entertaining but these women are vicious banshees out for global terror.
They have no purpose for living but to gossip and get up each other’s asses just to remind each other how much it really stinks there. Your houses are HOW big and you can’t just stay inside and avoid one another?? Isn’t NYC like right there?? You can’t go shopping instead of threatening each other and being a complete bitch?
They dress and act in a garish manner almost as lofty as their egos. And this sort of behavior should be considered unacceptable to display to impressionable minds already under duress of such dreadful news as recession, war, and a shortage of eggs.
The only reason the drama even gets so firey hot is because anytime you put a few scoops of cottage cheese in a Tupperware bowl placed in direct sunlight for months, you’d get quite an interesting, but gross, tanned, creepy culture.
Film the whole process and you get a hit Bravo reality show.
Fanfukkintastic science there. Eat it up.
This was so funny it was frightening.
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